The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do yo u want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did ! I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,”Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

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